John and I are greatly looking forward to the further exploits of the spies of K-sxy on your FM dial with the follow up to Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill.Īfter the one-two punches of Samurai Cop and Hard Hunted, which were admittedly HIGHLY entertaining and offered camp factors that were through the roof, I’d like to file a couple of action classics for the next entries of The Action/Adventure Section. The fact that Sidaris thought enough of the characters in his films that he created series’ and sequels for them, despite their wafer-thin singular dimensionality.The K-sxy radio station and its uncrackable on-air code language, as well as its bevy of buxom… interns who fetch coffee in bikinis or less.Al Leong and his “reliable Asian-ness” (see video), as well as his helicopter death machine.Check out our detailed analysis of Hard Hunted and join me after the break.Ī few of my favorite items of note in Hard Hunted include: I couldn’t help but be fascinated by Sidaris’ ability to make boobs comedic or boring more often than not.Īt any rate, John put together a video review of our experience with Hard Hunted, and he did it with as much (if not more) care as Sidaris himself showed when assembling his boob/bullet love letters. You know how JCVD movies in their prime all took a moment out of their packed screenplays to ensure a sweaty, slow-mo love scene? Sidaris’ Hard Hunted (1992) slides a few steps further down that spectrum by inserting the occasional moment of action and espionage between the packed out screenplay’s boob shots. ![]() So we made plans to experience Sidaris’ wholly un-unique, but career-defining blend of boobs, bullets, boobs, babes, and boobs. There was no way in good conscience that John could allow that state of naivete to continue. I had to confess that I was totally unfamiliar with this man or his body of work. Tagline: The world’s hottest undercover agents are back!Ī couple of weeks back, my good pal John Ary from Photon City News mentioned to me that he had picked up a set of all of Andy Sidaris’ films. This is a safe place where we still believe that one lone hero can save humanity by sheer force of will and generous steroid usage. As the column grows, the intent will be to re-capture the whimsy of perusing the aisles of your local video store with only ragingly kick ass cover art to aide you in your quest for sweaty action glory. The most likely suspects? Action cinema of the 1970s and 1980s. Totally worth a purchase, it also includes a digital download code.The Action/Adventure Section - A regular column that will exclusively highlight and review action movies. It’s presented in widescreen for the first time ever, and in high definition (also a first for this title), and comes with a few archival features, including the late Sidaris’s intro. Mill Creek’s determination to bring all of Sidaris’s movies to Blu-ray continues with this fit and tidy release. It followed Do or Die and preceded Fit to Kill. This was the seventh entry in Sidaris’ Bullets, Bombs, and Babes series. The movie desperately needed the kickboxing talents of Harold Diamond (from Picasso Trigger) to pep things up. Leong actually has a decent sized role, but he’s been better in other things. The girls look pretty amazing with or without bikinis. ![]() With Raven on their tails (nice tails, by the way) in a sophisticated helicopter, Donna and Nicole are going to have to take arms, strap on their bikinis extra tight, and stand their ground to survive … because they’re hard hunted!Īs disposable as any number of Andy Sidaris’ repertoire of titles, Hard Hunted is best watched in a vaguely horny state, but if you’re watching it simply because Al Leong is in it, you may be on the wrong frequency. Moore) sets his sights on the trigger, he sends his “contact in Arizona” Raven (legendary stuntman / martial artist Al Leong) to retrieve it. A fellow sexy agent dies trying to bring them the artifact, and when arms dealer Kane (R.J. ![]() Review: Bikini-clad super agents Donna Hamilton (Playboy Playmate Dona Speir) and Nicole Justin (Playboy Playmate Roberta Vasquez) get their hands on a jade artifact that has a nuclear trigger stashed within it, and all manner of trouble comes their way. Will lethal Donna and her deadly sisters-in-arms manage to put an end to his lunacy? Plot: An international criminal with plans for world domination will stop at nothing to get his hands on a missing nuclear-weapon trigger. As disposable as any number of Andy Sidaris’ repertoire of titles, Hard Hunted is best watched in a vaguely horny state, but if you’re watching it simply because Al Leong is in it, you may be on the wrong frequency.
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